Andy Hawthorne

Anarchic scribbles and sideways glances at the universe.

1 July 2026 @ 12:27

The England Fan

Frank the Fan follows the England football team as they attempt to win the World Cup in 2026...

1 July 2026 @ 08:37

This blog has opinions and is more than happy to express them...

1 July 2026 @ 07:30

Why is a spoon? A deep, philosophical dialogue held in the presence of lukewarm coffee.

25 June 2026 @ 15:45

A look back at the dark winter when the government rationed gravitational pull in the Midlands.