Welcome to Unreasonable Logic.
I'm Andy Hawthorne, a 61 year-old writer from Coventry, England. I view the universe through a lens of dry, working-class, absurd British wit.
By day, I lead a team of web developers. By night, I sit in my home office, let my coffee get cold, and wrestle with the English language until it does what it’s told.
This blog is a minimalist, distraction-free home for stories that collision-course high-concept ideas with the ordinary, blunt reality of British life. Think of it as cosmic irony filtered through a Midlands kitchen.
What You’ll Find Here:
Stories where the terrifying scale of astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and intergalactic visitors meet blokes who are just trying to boil a kettle or butter some Double Gloucester.
The occasional unfiltered, surrealist brain-dump when the night gets too long and the creative pressure valve needs a turn.
No pop-ups. No newsletters. No AI-generated filler. Just words, rhythm, and a bit of wrangled comedy.
Pull up a chair. Put the kettle on.
Drop me a line if you like: